If you have heard the "denim" commercial for Target, you will get the song that one of the advisories performed today at the Robert C. Parker Day assembly:
Spoken: Hey kids, you're not only here to get one of the greatest educations available in the world, but you're here to have the full Bob Parker experience, too!
Sung to piano accompaniment:
Never content with complaining, impatience, or laziness
Mountain climbing, enthusiasm, and passion
Crew and trumpet and grammar
Shout: He hated bad grammer!
Excitement, fun, and energy
Parker, Parker, Parker, Parker
Yell as a group: Cheers to Robert C. Parker!!